Det lär ska ha varit en boom av Chuck Norris-vitsar i somras. Dessa florerade speciellt i köket vid Stallkrogen i Bromarf mot slutet av sommaren, så Robban och Rufus kunde upplysa mig på området. Här är några smakprov:
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
In an average living room there are 1242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Why is Chuck Norris so much cooler than both: Vin Diesel, Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme? When Chuck Norris is thirsty he drinks diesel, when he is hungry he eats seagulls for breakfast and he would Van Damn right kick Jean-Claudes ass!
november 20, 2006 kl 9:58 e m
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”Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ”
november 27, 2006 kl 9:40 f m
Haha. Det låter tufft.
november 27, 2006 kl 9:49 f m
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
november 27, 2006 kl 11:22 e m
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.